Impenetrable

The most amazing thing you ever did for me,

was make me a world class detective,

I searched every word you ever said for a clue

as to who you were, what you want.  

You made me a world class scientist,

I could examine everything you said under a mental microscope

and draw conclusions from the test results of your tongue on mine.  

You made me a world class philosopher,

making me question myself and why I'm here

whatever you think of me is therefore what I am.  

In the end you were nothing

and I was a world class detective, scientist and philosopher.